1965: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair

 

1965: KEG
2005: EKG

 

1965: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux

 

1965: Moving to California because it's "cool."
2005: Moving to California because it's warm!

 

1965: Trying to be like Marlon Brando
2005: Trying NOT to be like Marlon Brando!

 

1965: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage

 

1965: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM

 

1965: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new, hip joint

 

1965: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones

 

1965: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system

 

1965: Disco
2005: Costco

 

1965: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Grandchildren begging you to get their heads shaved

 

1965: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test

 

1965: Perhaps

2005: Depends